
Today I learned....
..that i have a pretty good idea of what SHOULD happen in Song of Ice and Fire... but little expectation that it WILL.
Have just finished book 4, that is to say, volume 5. The latest one is not out in paperback until next year. Reviews say that it moves you no further than the situation at the end of book 3, that is to say, volume 4. So you're in effect reading 2 whole volumes worth of story with no actual story.
I could have put the plot development in this last 900 page volume into about 300 pages. Jaime is soured on Cersei and thinks more about Brienne, to the extent or keeping his vow to Catelyn Stark. Brienne has searched for Sansa and possibly been killed. Cersei becomes insane and is thrown down by the church. Master Aemon tells Sam he needs to find dragons, then dies. Sam arrives at Oldtown having got laid. Arya takes her first life as a novice of the many faced god.
I think that's it. Everyone else is in a holding pattern: Dany still waiting for dragons to grown, Myrcella still engaged to a Prince of Dorne despite plots imploding all around, Tommen still king, Jon Snow still Lord Commander of the Wall, Tyrion and Varys still missing, Sansa Stark still pretending to be Littlefinger's daughter, Bran and Meera still the other side of the wall with Coldhands. Umm.... Rickon still being looked after by Osha, Stannis still claiming the north and beset by the bizarre cult woman, the Ironborn still bent on conquest.
This really did not need 900 pages and I'm told that the next 900 pages does not progress things either - it tells the story of the characters there 'wasn't room for' in this last book, and brings them up to the same point Great.
On the positive side, assuming this series is ever completed, the TV and film adaptations will be a lot more succinct.